Questionair dating daughter
Please don't take this as an insult, but I think you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: Should you come to the door with your underwear showing and/or your pants ten sizes too big, I will not object.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the deadly barrier.
" ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THIS QUESTIONNAIRE OR KNOW HOW I CAN GET A COPY?
No, I will not make this a public affair that would embarrass you.
Your disappearance will say more than a public announcement.
If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.
A FEW YEARS AGO SOMEONE GAVE ME THIS HYSTERICAL QUESTIONNAIRE THAT THE FATHER WOULD GIVE THE YOUNG GUY WHO WANTS TO DATE HIS DAUGHTER.
If you cannot keep your hands off of my daughter's body in public, I will remove them from your arms.